The Missing Link

Unlike Michael Mann, I have never made a movie called Heat. I have, however, served as DP for a motion picture called Public Enemas. It was a nurse training video and I loved every minute of my time on the set. The actors were so professional I began to wonder if their colons really were impacted. Movie magic! Their colons were fine, except for the one lady who died.

But enough about me, let's talk about important things, like recipes for corn stew or chimichurri.

Good chat, everyone. To the podcast!

1. Maximo Park - In Another World
2. Camera Obscura - French Navy
3. The Dirty Projectors - Cannibal Resource
4. The Veils - Sit Down by the Fire
5. St. Vincent - Marrow
6. The Thermals - You Dissolve
7. The Maccabees - Love You Better
8. Bat for Lashes - Daniel
9. Cortney Tidwell and Jim James - Being Crosby
10. Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks
11. Speck Mountain - I Feel Eternal
12. The Crystal Stilts - Love Is a Wave
13. Mos Def - Supermagic
14. White Denim - Say What You Want
15. Art Brut - Slap Dash for No Cash
16. Fever Ray - If I Had a Heart
17. Jets Overhead - I Should Have Been Born
18. We Were Promised Jetpacks - It's Thunder and It's Lightning
19. The Heartless Bastards - The Mountain

A Fourth Is More Than a Fifth

Here is a tip from me to you: never try to read about the fourth dimension. It is as if some wiseacres decided it was a good idea to make wholesome, hardworking folk think that subatomic dental floss rules the universe. Dental floss doesn't rule shit, that much I can assure you.

That is a lie because I cannot assure you that dental floss doesn't rule the universe. What if we are the detritus in the teeth of a dog whose dream is our reality? Makes wonder why the dogs in our reality are so stupid and kickable. That's one self-loathing dog and I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with the depth of our creator's psychosis. This sicko's subconscious put Bob Barker on TV to tell us to chop off pet gonads. But we can't do jack about it because omnipotent dental floss is about to flick us onto the mirror of eternal darkness.

Long story short, I haven't slept for weeks and now I'm pretty sure I forgot to get those Cadbury mini eggs you can only get around Easter. I got so caught up in artisanal chocolates that cost $20 a half ounce that I forgot about the mini eggs and now the Mother's Day Weevil is hunting me for sport. Anyway, who wants the podcast? P.S. Please send me mini eggs.

1. Phoenix - Lasso
2. Doves - Kingdom of Rust
3. Brakesbrakesbrakes - Two Shocks
4. Here We Go Magic - Tunnelvision
5. The Phantom Band - Throwing Bones
6. The Joy Formidable - Whirring
7. Yeasayer - Tightrope
8. Bruce Peninsula - Steamroller
9. Obits - Back and Forth
10. Animal Collective - Summertime Clothes
11. Mumford & Sons - Hold On To What You Believe
12. Sky Larkin - Molten
13. The Pains of Being Pure at Heart - Gentle Sons
14. Andrew Bird - Anonanimal
15. Metric - Help I'm Alive
16. Joe Gideon & the Shark - Kathy Ray

The Highway Called Life: Jersey Barriers and Skidmarks

I don't really have anything to add. Look at this guy! He loves life! Anyone who expresses himself so beautifully through dance must be immortal. I wish you all a dance-y, podcast-infused eternal life.



1. The Kinks - The Contenders
2. Wire - 12 X U
3. Toms - (I Wanna Be A) Teen Again
4. U2 - Gloria
5. Merle Haggard - Workin' Man Blues
6. Oblivians - Christina
7. Simply Saucer - Bullet Proof Nothing
8. Sex Clark Five - Can't Shake Loose
9. X - Soul Kitchen
10. Mott the Hoople - Ready for Love
11. Joy Division - Transmission
12. Outrageous Cherry - This Evening
13. Spiritualized - I Want You
14. Dennis Wilson - The River
15. Look Blue Go Purple - I Don't Want You Anyway
16. The Reigning Sound - Straight Shooter
17. Horsey Craze - Fuckin' Up
18. Opotopo (Easy Kabaka Brown) - Belema

Chocolate Thunder: Eat the Boom

Florida is a magical place, filled with costumes and puppetry and astronauts. And astronauts are the world's greatest diaper wearers, excluding incontinent bears. I say that because of an experience I had with Mark N. Brown, the astronaut responsible for the deployment of the Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite in 1991 on STS-48. I was having trouble writing my critically acclaimed novel Infinite Jest!: The Longest Joke Ever Told and decided to take a walk to the Okeechobee County Jail. I never got there because I met Mark when we both stopped by Hattie's Burger Fountain for a bacon cheeseburger smoothie and started talking about inspiration. I'm a grind-it-out kind of guy, and told Mark inspiration is for the lazy and unemployed. What's the point of waiting around for a flash of insight when you can be working towards the light instead? At that point he beat me unconscious with his mind and put $25 in my pocket.

Here was his point: never call an astronaut a bag of elk piss because they have powers you cannot fathom. Anyway, here's the podcast. I had a boatload of trouble thinking of anything interesting to say, so you can just fastforward through the parts in which I speak.

1. Vicki Anderson - I'm Too Tough for Mr. Big Stuff
2. Shuggie Otis - Hurricane
3. Eddie Kendricks - Let's Go Back to Day One
4. Marie Queenie Lyons - Your Thing Ain't No Good Without My Thing
5. Willie West - Fairchild
6. The Chi-Lites - I Found Sunshine
7. Kim Weston - Brothers and Sisters (Get Together)
8. Ann Peebles - Somebody's on Your Case
9. Little Milton - More & More
10. Curtis Knight - The Devil Made Me Do It
11. Edwin Starr - Soul City
12. David Ruffin - My Whole World Ended (The Moment You Left Me)
13. Jean Knight - Do Me
14. Archie Bell and the Drells - Tighten Up
15. Howlin' Wolf - Evil