That is a lie because I cannot assure you that dental floss doesn't rule the universe. What if we are the detritus in the teeth of a dog whose dream is our reality? Makes wonder why the dogs in our reality are so stupid and kickable. That's one self-loathing dog and I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with the depth of our creator's psychosis. This sicko's subconscious put Bob Barker on TV to tell us to chop off pet gonads. But we can't do jack about it because omnipotent dental floss is about to flick us onto the mirror of eternal darkness.
Long story short, I haven't slept for weeks and now I'm pretty sure I forgot to get those Cadbury mini eggs you can only get around Easter. I got so caught up in artisanal chocolates that cost $20 a half ounce that I forgot about the mini eggs and now the Mother's Day Weevil is hunting me for sport. Anyway, who wants the podcast? P.S. Please send me mini eggs.
1. Phoenix - Lasso
2. Doves - Kingdom of Rust
3. Brakesbrakesbrakes - Two Shocks
4. Here We Go Magic - Tunnelvision
5. The Phantom Band - Throwing Bones
6. The Joy Formidable - Whirring
7. Yeasayer - Tightrope
8. Bruce Peninsula - Steamroller
9. Obits - Back and Forth
10. Animal Collective - Summertime Clothes
11. Mumford & Sons - Hold On To What You Believe
12. Sky Larkin - Molten
13. The Pains of Being Pure at Heart - Gentle Sons
14. Andrew Bird - Anonanimal
15. Metric - Help I'm Alive
16. Joe Gideon & the Shark - Kathy Ray
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